Bacon++

Wetherspoons pubs are ace. Thanks to some harebrained scheme to do with promoting earlier opening, they're giving away free breakfasts at our local, which is handily about twenty feet from my bus stop. This morning I enjoyed a fried pork breakfast party. And no truckers to be seen anywhere.

Admittedly they only cost £2 normally, but I am a student and therefore need to save ridiculously small amounts of money where possible. Then spend a stupid £3.50 on some slimy bits of crunchy crap disguised as coleslaw in a LUNCHTIME SALAD FROM HELL.

Tomorrow, a bacon sandwich at the expense of a multinational. Keep on trucking.

Current song: Burning Down The House
Current decade I most feel like: 1983 - 1992
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