November - Cancelled. Returns 2006.

My form has returned - I have spent a month without blogging and not thought about it once until today.

To summarise November, I shall be using bullet points and interesting facts.

• Fireworks are ace. As much as I'd like to have launched my own, firing Roman Candles out of your living room window is a sure-fire recipe for, well, fire.
• "Hotel California" is not the most-played song in California.
• I spent the evening of the 26th in the company of scary neo-communists and other assorted hard line lefties at The Dancehouse.
• Manchester has had the stupidest weather ever - snow, frost, cold, sun, clouds, air, nitrogen and moon. I predict sandstorms before next weekend.
• Lab reports. Fucking lab- reporty- writing- sciency- theory- up- all- night- reading- about- phenomenon- that- don't- actually- existy- bollocks- malarky. I don't like them.
• A sandwich sang to me this afternoon. More on that story later.

I'm sure other stuff happened inbetween, but my brain has interpolated between the events above and if I try to think of anything else, I just think of toothpaste.